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r[n++]="Read this sentence very slowly. Slower!"
r[n++]="If this is a plasma screen monitor, poke it."
r[n++]="Eat cereal without a spoon."
r[n++]="Write a story about a koala with heat vision."
r[n++]="Try to balance a can of soda on its edge. (It's possible!)"
r[n++]="Lick your arm! Ha ha look how stupid you look!"
r[n++]="Plug something in but don't turn it on."
r[n++]="Break open a calculator and look at the stuff inside."
r[n++]="Watch an entire movie in rewind."
r[n++]="Call yourself."
r[n++]="Stretch your neck out really far."
r[n++]="Try to confuse yourself with complex equations."
r[n++]="Fill a glass with ice and watch it slowly melt."
r[n++]="Give yourself a pat on the back. Then realize how stupid the concept really is."
r[n++]="Take a clean napkin and throw it in the garbage. Keep doing it until come to your senses."
r[n++]="Give someone an evil look. Watch them say 'What?'"
r[n++]="Try switching please and thank you around."
r[n++]="Chew gum so loudly that it annoys even you."
r[n++]="Copy and paste this into some text editor and change the colors."
r[n++]="Find some sunglasses and put them on the back of your head."
r[n++]="Look up the word 'bleh' in the dictionary."
r[n++]="Wonder what life would be like if you were a hamster."
r[n++]="Eat a whole box of cookies and then see how many calories it was."
r[n++]="Look at your foot so carefully that you start to hate it."
r[n++]="Paint one third of the room pink."
r[n++]="Pretend the keyboard is a piano."
r[n++]="Smash stuff with a hammer! (It's fun!)"
r[n++]="Measure your right ring finger."
r[n++]="Eat 10 pieces of paper and see how you feel. If you're okay, eat more!"
r[n++]="Think of how different it would be if Mr. Rogers was actually Dr. Rogers."
r[n++]="Take a picture of your left eyebrow."
r[n++]="Get some friends!"
r[n++]="Buy a strechy toy and cut it up into little tiny pieces."
r[n++]="Eat a stick of butter. Mmmm...fattening!"
r[n++]="Play golf with a basketball."
r[n++]="Hit yourself in the face as hard as you can."
r[n++]="Quick think of something purple! No wait, make it green!"
r[n++]="Listen to a song while rapidly changing the volume."
r[n++]="Run around in circles for no apparent reason."
r[n++]="Make weird faces even though you can't see them."
r[n++]="Collect used pieces of gum from under stuff."
r[n++]="Throw something at the wall, then try to fix whatever you threw at the wall, or possibly the wall itself."
r[n++]="Get a nose ring!"
r[n++]="Read a book about life in New Zealand."
r[n++]="Ah! Look behind you! Ha ha, you did."
r[n++]="Draw a picture of Elmo, good old Elmo..."
r[n++]="Pretend you're a gopher."
r[n++]="See how fast you can eat a whole bowl of ice cream."
r[n++]="Film people eating. You know how annoying it is!"
r[n++]="Record yourself then play it back in fast or slow motion."
r[n++]="Buy a bag of jelly beans and guess how many there are, then count them."
r[n++]="Yell at yourself for going on pointless websites like this one."
r[n++]="Try to spin your head around completely."
r[n++]="Say Piggly Wiggly in an Italian accent."
r[n++]="Attempt to drink a sandwich."
r[n++]="Make 50 different E-mail accounts on the same E-mail service."
r[n++]="Try to scratch your eye. Bet you can't!"
r[n++]="Pretend to have a seizure."
r[n++]="See how high of a height you can jump from before you break something."
r[n++]="Put a blanket over your head and run around."
r[n++]="Always talk in a high-pitched voice."
r[n++]="If you have a chair that spins, spin around in it. If you have a chair that doesn't spin, try to spin around in it anyway."
r[n++]="Stare at one of those strobe light things for a really long time."
r[n++]="Buy some gummy bears and gummy worms and make them fight each other in a great war."
r[n++]="Go outside why don't you?"
r[n++]="Complain about the sky being blue."
r[n++]="Try to act like a zombie. (You'll probably fail.)"
r[n++]="Get a job!"
r[n++]="Try to grab things with your mouth."
r[n++]="Eat so many vegetables that you get sick. Then you can say that they aren't good for you."
r[n++]="See how many times you can break a pencil in half. Now try the same thing with a pen..."
r[n++]="Have a staring contest with your cat. You'll lose, and you know it."
r[n++]="Write a song about your overweight friend."
r[n++]="Talk about how weird Michael Jackson is even though he never did anything to you."
r[n++]="See how tuna and marshmallows taste mixed together."
r[n++]="Roll a bowling ball down some stairs and see if anything breaks."
r[n++]="See how tall you can make a tower of markers. After that, forget the tower and turn the markers into swords."
r[n++]="Eh...just...um...eh..."
r[n++]="Say no while nodding your head yes or say yes while shaking your head no."
r[n++]="Try to keep your hand on a lightbulb for as long as you can."
r[n++]="Look up 'hee hee hee' on the internet and see what you end up with."
r[n++]="Get a tye-dye mohawk."
r[n++]="Yell 'Whazzup!' really loud and see what people do."
r[n++]="Spin around really fast for a minute and jump in the air."
r[n++]="Dress up like someone with brown hair."
r[n++]="Buy a fish and name it Muffin."
r[n++]="Use a flashlight in the daytime."
r[n++]="Think about how weird your last name sounds."
r[n++]="Light something on fire and then freak out about it."
r[n++]="Run really fast and slide on a rug."
r[n++]="Find a hobby!"
r[n++]="Take apart something and then wonder why you would do something so stupid."
r[n++]="Think of how cool it would be if you had blue skin."
r[n++]="Get a bunch of pennies, throw them around the room, and then try to find them all."
r[n++]="Consider opening a store and naming it Y-Mart."
r[n++]="Space out for a few minutes."
r[n++]="Ah! Weren't expecting that were you?"
r[n++]="Wonder how bored the person who made this website must have been."
r[n++]="Pointlessly brag about how you could make a better looking website."
r[n++]="Tell your friends about this site, if you have any..."
r[n++]="Order a burger at a fast food restaurant then as soon as you get it throw it out."
r[n++]="Go to a drive through and try to order one French fry."
r[n++]="Wonder why scissors is pronounced without the c."
r[n++]="RUN AWAY!"
r[n++]="Quick, duck! Whoh that was a close one, except you didn't actually duck, did you?"
r[n++]="Eat a bag of miniature marshmallows...whole."
r[n++]="Wear an eyepatch and see what people say."
r[n++]="Guess how many stars there are in the universe. Wrong!"
r[n++]="Make up a new crayon color."
r[n++]="Pretend you're a superhero and then try to fly off of a cliff or smash through a wall. It'll be fun."
r[n++]="Shine a laser at a mirror."
r[n++]="Look at the random stuff written under this. Some of it is actually pretty important."
r[n++]="You could...do something...something fun...yeah..."
r[n++]="Play hide and seek but don't tell anyone that you're going to hide."
r[n++]="Walk around making your own sound effects and theme music."
r[n++]="Make a movie about a giant jellyfish that attempts to destroy Hawaii."
r[n++]="Try to juggle some eggs."
r[n++]="Make a birthday cake with 200 candles."
r[n++]="Instant message random screen names until one of them responds. When they do, don't say anything, it will annoy them."
r[n++]="Pick your nose."
r[n++]="Beat a teddy bear with a bat."
r[n++]="Study for something."
r[n++]="Burn yourself with a lighter. Wait are you really going to do it? You're crazy!"
r[n++]="Lick the floor!"
r[n++]="Kiss yourself in the mirror."
r[n++]="Take a shower. Already did? Take one again!"
r[n++]="Slap yourself in the face."
r[n++]="Run up and down the sidewalk."
r[n++]="Kill yourself. Ha ha, just kidding. Hello?"
r[n++]="Put other objects besides pencils in pencil sharpeners."
r[n++]="Smell Lysol. Wait what's Lysol?"
r[n++]="Poke your eye. Hurts doesn't it?"
r[n++]="Make fun of your pets and tell them how dumb they are."
r[n++]="Eat a banana, they're high in nutritional value."
r[n++]="Hug yourself, then find out that you were stupid for doing so."
r[n++]="Build a space station out of Legos."
r[n++]="Try to put your whole hand in your mouth."
r[n++]="Find out what day it is if you don’t already know."
r[n++]="Hit your hand with a hammer."
r[n++]="DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE!"
r[n++]="Talk and act like Arnold Schwartzenegger."
r[n++]="Pretend you’re a magician and then be disappointed in yourself because you're not."
r[n++]="Make up a screen name and then trick your friends that you’re some hot girl...or guy..."
r[n++]="Smash a cheap CD player because they're not cool anymore."
r[n++]="Go to Myspace and post a comment to Tom that says he’s stupid."
r[n++]="Try to lick your eyeball."
r[n++]="Crack your fingers."
r[n++]="Turn a light switch on and off really fast."
r[n++]="Pretend you're Santa playing football."
r[n++]="Make a fake I.D. and vote, not drink. Wouldn't that be interesting on a police record?"
r[n++]="Do what the creators of this site do everyday. Nothing."
r[n++]="Look what’s behind you, and realize that there is nothing there."
r[n++]="Play with some Beanie Babies."
r[n++]="Shoot yourself with an airsoft gun. Now shoot yourself with a paintball gun. (It hurts more.)"
r[n++]="Randomly say “I love you!” to someone you don’t know."
r[n++]="Buy some toothpaste at Pick 'n Save."
r[n++]="Go on some internet forums or something."
r[n++]="Pretend to choke yourself with some string."
r[n++]="Try to catch something with a fishing pole besides fish."
r[n++]="Give yourself a papercut and find out that it stings."
r[n++]="Decide to become emo, because it's perfectly normal."
r[n++]="Eat some cat litter."
r[n++]="DANCE!"
r[n++]="Buy a bunch of silly putty and mix it all together."
r[n++]="Get one Pepsi and one Coke and see which one is actually better."
r[n++]="Go to the library and get a book about books."
r[n++]="Make a huge rubberband ball and try to cut it in half."
r[n++]="Make a hat out of tape."
r[n++]="Make a cake made out of 100% frosting."
r[n++]="Print this page and hang it on a wall."
r[n++]="See what your name says spelled backwards."
r[n++]="Make a daring leap out of a first story window."
r[n++]="Write a song about ice cream."
r[n++]="Chase down the ice cream man and get one of those Choco Taco things."
r[n++]="Refresh this page and notice that it will do the same thing as clicking the button below."
r[n++]="Count all the way up to 9,999. You know you'll be so tempted to say 10,000 but don't."
r[n++]="Try to catch a fish with your bare hands."
r[n++]="Research one random day in history. Imagine what the world would be if that never happened."
r[n++]="If you could be any animal, what would it be? Well too bad you're a human, deal with it!"
r[n++]="You could try watching T.V."
r[n++]="Flip a coin so it lands on its side."
r[n++]="Build a moat around your house."
r[n++]="If you have $10,000, exchange it all for pennies and make huge pile of them so you look really rich."
r[n++]="Invent an upside-down taco."
r[n++]="Make an impossible to win board game."
r[n++]="Buy a whole bunch of stickers and put them all over your clothes. You'll be the coolest person ever!"
r[n++]="Buy a birthday card for someone when it's not they're birthday. If you put some money in, they won't care."
r[n++]="Roll down a hill!"
r[n++]="Go to the North Pole and find out the truth about Santa once and for all!"
r[n++]="Go to the South Pole and then regret doing it because it's just so cold."
r[n++]="Make an extreme paper sword and fight someone with it."
r[n++]="Throw a boomerang and become disappointed when you find out that it doesn't actually come back."
r[n++]="Pick up your computer and put it somewhere else."
r[n++]="Turn the Caps Lock on. Do it, you know you want to."
r[n++]="Go to the moon on a magic space lemming."
r[n++]="Think of something to do yourself!"
r[n++]="Try to find a funny picture of a walrus."
r[n++]="Learn how to play an electric banjo."
r[n++]="Buy the winning lotto ticket, and when you hear your numbers tear up the ticket and proclaim 'That was fun!'"
r[n++]="Play pool. If you dont have a pool table, buy one. If you cant buy one, move to a different country and buy one there."
r[n++]="Spend a whole day talking like a pirate."
r[n++]="Go to the counter at McDonald's while eating a taco from Taco Bell. See what they do..."
r[n++]="When you get a burger at some fast food restaurant, 'accidentally' drop it and ask for another one because that one got dirty."
r[n++]="Open notepad and type exactly this with no mistakes within 1 minute: guihsdbfubgsdfhbvgsdubfgsnhdbvfjhsdgrgfgvhdbvgdfjkgfdgdfhygevufjhsbvdgsjdkfbgjkdf bjkdbfgu dbfghsdfu bsdfj buisd."
r[n++]="KLFHJNEAJHVHJSAFVJHLASGKJDZFFJE...sorry there was just a spider on the keyboard." 
r[n++]="Go home. If you are home, leave."
r[n++]="See if you can swim across the whole Pacific Ocean. Bet you $20 you can't."
r[n++]="Eat food with a screwdriver."
r[n++]="Take pictures of people with a cell phone."
r[n++]="Learn how to say mean things in other languages."
r[n++]="Play Tetris!"
r[n++]="Sleep with your eyes open."
r[n++]="Switch the keys on your keyboard around."
r[n++]="Put up your Christmas lights in July."
r[n++]="Become a ninja."
r[n++]="Eat a bag of sugar! Now eat a bag of salt!"
r[n++]="Bang your head on a desk."
r[n++]="Dye your hair 'silver'."
r[n++]="Wonder why you are here."
r[n++]="Think about the whole meaning of the human existance."
r[n++]="QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM!!! You're not the only one who's bored!"
r[n++]="Try to fight a shark with a spork."
r[n++]="Make an animation about caterpillars."
r[n++]="Imagine what you would look like without a nose."
r[n++]="Make a time machine and go back to the time right before the machine was finished and break it."
r[n++]="Find Old Hampshire and Old Jersey."
r[n++]="Play with a knife. (Obviously a plastic one, come on.)"
r[n++]="Move the spinny thing on your mouse. If you don't have one, get one!"
r[n++]="Hunt down a flower and eat it."
r[n++]="Get some green colored contacts."
r[n++]="Curl your hair. If it is already curly, cut it all off!"
r[n++]="Type the squiggly symbol ( ~ )!"
r[n++]="Put glue on your shoes and try to walk on walls."
r[n++]="Shave your cat...and maybe give it a mohawk."
r[n++]="Climb a tree...while holding a goldfish."
r[n++]="Tape popsicle sticks to your fingers and pretend that they are claws."
r[n++]="Have a staring competition with a webcam."
r[n++]="Make a restaurant called KFO: Kentucky Fried Owl."
r[n++]="Jump off a building and then, if possible, do it again."
r[n++]="Mow the lawn and change a dollar for whoever's lawn it is."
r[n++]="Look under the couch for some popcorn."
r[n++]="Cut the wire to your phone and tape it back together."
r[n++]="Spray yourself in the face with a bunch of Axe."
r[n++]="Put your pinky in a pencil sharpener."
r[n++]="Blow your nose with a piece of paper."
r[n++]="Try to kick yourself in the head with your foot. Bet you can't do it!"
r[n++]="Put Ketchup in a sock and hit someone with it!"
r[n++]="Go to a friends house, spread barbeque sauce on their door, then ring the doorbell and run."
r[n++]="Make a video of yourself doing some of these things and send it!"
r[n++]="Take pictures of yourself doing some of these things and send them!"
r[n++]="Try to bend your fingers back as far as you can and see how much it hurts."
r[n++]="Put a plastic bag over your head and try not to pass out."
r[n++]="Write a song about all the different kinds of sodas."
r[n++]="Wear all of your clothes backwards."
r[n++]="Sniff the inside of your shoe."
r[n++]="Get some cheese and melt it all on a plate. Eat some and if you don't like it give the rest to your dog if you have one."
r[n++]="Put a battery in your mouth and chew it. Mmmmm...acid."
r[n++]="Break a pencil and use it as a pair of chopsticks."
r[n++]="Draw something on your friend's face."
r[n++]="Pretend you're suicidal! (Hehe, gothic.)"
r[n++]="Eat a whole ball of yarn."
r[n++]="Put a ruler on a desk and pretend it's a diving board."
r[n++]="Take a telescope, hit someone in the head with it, then say you're sorry."
r[n++]="Run for president and fail because you're not good enough."
r[n++]="Form a band with two drummers."
r[n++]="Become invisible. What? You can't do it? Loser..."
r[n++]="Shave off your eyebrows!"
r[n++]="Use the scientific method to figure out what glue tastes like."
r[n++]="Recycle for a change!"
r[n++]="See if you can fit your whole body in a trash can...while it's full."
r[n++]="Read a book by a person that has the same first name as you."
r[n++]="Combine every drinkable liquid in your house together, then drink it and see if you survive."
r[n++]="Set up a mouse trap for your computer mouse."
r[n++]="Every time you click on your mouse act like you are being electricuted."
r[n++]="Look at the Windows logo upside down and see how weird it looks."
r[n++]="Whenever someone says something to you, reply to them by repeating what they said but with 'Your Mom' at the beginning."
r[n++]="Make a board game out of all these random things to do."
r[n++]="Call a random person and say 'Hey, did you just call?' and if they reply saying 'What?' say 'Did you forget again?' and make them feel awkward."
r[n++]="Write a song that sounds better backwards than forwards."
r[n++]="Eat various jelly beans and find out which ones taste bad."
r[n++]="Send some fan mail!"
r[n++]="Consider sending hate mail but then don't."
r[n++]="Make a cheap imitation of this website even though it won't be as good."
r[n++]="Imagine how much chaos the world would be in if things like Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh really existed."
r[n++]="See how many random away messages you can think of on AIM."
r[n++]="Go on MySpace and add a whole bunch of people as friends. Then comment saying 'Do I know you?'"
r[n++]="Buy a shirt one of your friends already has and say your their stunt double."
r[n++]="Shoot staples across the room."
r[n++]="Turn on a channel on T.V. that you never watched before."
r[n++]="Have a cookie, fatty."
r[n++]="Get a haircut!"
r[n++]="Try to do a triple backflip."
r[n++]="Go bowling with a basketball."
r[n++]="Get a bunch of peanut butter and make a mountain out of it."
r[n++]="Dial your name into a phone and get mad when nothing interesting happens."
r[n++]="Go sledding in the summer."
r[n++]="Go swimming outside in the winter."
r[n++]="Collect all the dust in your house and make a hat out of it. Also keep in mind that dust is actually 70% dead skin."
r[n++]="Dip your friends glasses (if they have some) into some ice cream."
r[n++]="Paint some guy's fingernails." 
r[n++]="Steal your friend's Kleenex boxes, but then just return the tissues inside."  
r[n++]="Ride the bus around...and around...and around, or make friends with the bus driver."
r[n++]="Turn your computer mouse into a pet."  
r[n++]="Name inanimate objects...they're your new friends." 
r[n++]="Tap dance with leprechauns."
r[n++]="Eat mashed potatoes and Jello together."
r[n++]="Eat a vitamin with chopsticks."
r[n++]="Randomly shout 'I win' to someone."
r[n++]="Pretend to be cool...because you know you're not."
r[n++]="Dress up like a rabbit and play a slide whistle (you know, those things)."  
r[n++]="Wear a formal outfit and go to a cafeteria or a McDonalds."   
r[n++]="Carry around an umbrella while it's not raining and skip."
r[n++]="Wear cat ears and go ice skating."
r[n++]="Send Valentines when it isn't February, or Christmas packages when it's not Christmas."  
r[n++]="Sip wine with a straw, but only if you are of age, you don't want to do anything stupid." 
r[n++]="Eat Swiss cheese in Sweden." 
r[n++]="Make snow angels with a stranger, a stranger that you can trust of course."
r[n++]="Start singing happy birthday to someone when it isn't their birthday."
r[n++]="Compare your friends to famous characters."
r[n++]="Try not to think about penguins."
r[n++]="Buy some oversized sunglasses."
r[n++]="In the middle of a serious conversation, announce what color your toothbrush is."
r[n++]="Lick a goat..."
r[n++]="Watch grass grow."
r[n++]="Watch paint dry."
r[n++]="Find some little kid's homework and try to do it, just to see if you can."
r[n++]="Start a mosh pit at a family reunion with great uncle Joe and grandma Alice."
r[n++]="Find every marker you have and smell them."
r[n++]="Find diamond jewelry and scratch your windows to see if they're real."
r[n++]="Try and pierce yourself in random places like the left side of your neck or the bottom of your big toe. Did somebody say infection?"
r[n++]="Take over the world, only to be overthrown by someone else better than you."
r[n++]="Make a voodoo doll of yourself and stab it in the foot and see what happens. Probably nothing..."
r[n++]="Turn around and eat the first thing that you see behind you."
r[n++]="Fall asleep with your shoes on."
r[n++]="Go to a 24 hour store at 4:30 A.M. and buy something under a dollar."
r[n++]="Yell random things at pedestrians."
r[n++]="Practice holding your breath."
r[n++]="Try to take a shopping cart from a small grocery store...but wait...stealing is wrong so don't..."
r[n++]="When it's raining, go outside wearing nothing but your swimsuit and arm bands. If asked why, say you can't swim."
r[n++]="Jump up and down while saying 'I am not EMO!' Later eat food and between say 'I am not EMO!'"
r[n++]="Jump off your garden shed with an axe into a pile of cement...while also wearing armbands."
r[n++]="Run head first into a solid brick wall counting the amount of brain cells you have before and after, if you can move."
r[n++]="Go to school, get a job, get married, have kids, and live life exactly the way everyone thinks you should. Or don't."
r[n++]="Call your friend (who doesn't have caller ID) and say 'Hello, this is Bob, I like pickles.' If they hang up...ask why they did! If they say because you're weird be like 'I don't care.' Then randomly say 'I LOVE YOU!'"
r[n++]="See what your name says spelled backwards."
r[n++]="Swallow a thumbtack...wait did you seriously just do this?"
r[n++]="Do you like Twinkies? They're pretty good. Oh, sorry."
r[n++]="Invent the jetpack so everyone will stop complaining about not having one."
r[n++]="Play Hungry Hungry Hippos against yourself and see which hand wins."
r[n++]="Put a bunch of banana peels on the ground, then put a sign over them that says 'Watch out banana peels!'."
r[n++]="Do a Rolly-Polly! Whatever that is..."
r[n++]="Hug your dog. Do it!"
r[n++]="Go to Walmart and put a bag of M&M's on layaway."
r[n++]="Go and get a fake banana and ask employees to open it."
r[n++]="Jump over cars' shadows."
r[n++]="Ask someone in a pound shop how much something is."
r[n++]="Text a random person and be like 'Hey girl!'"
r[n++]="Label as many different things as you can on sticky notes in 10 minutes, then pick up all the notes and count them. Then make air planes out of them and fly them seeing which goes farthest."
r[n++]="Talk to your least favorite pair of shoes."
r[n++]="Sell shredded cheese in Ziplocks for $427 a bag."
r[n++]="Make friends with a bottle of Ketchup."
r[n++]="Write an E-mail to yourself then be surprised about what it said."
r[n++]="Pretend a water bottle and a bottle of sun tan lotion are your best friends."
r[n++]="Rent an old episode of Star Trek and watch it over and over again."
r[n++]="Flip through the channels on T.V. and watch the 47th channel you pass. Watch the whole show."
r[n++]="Search up random things on the internet."
r[n++]="Stare at a spot on your ceiling and breathe in for 4 seconds then breathe out for 4 seconds. Repeat this until you get tired."
r[n++]="Go to a fast food drive-thru and when they say 'May I take your order?' say very loudly 'I'M NOT HUNGRY AND NO YOU MAY NOT TAKE MY ORDER IT'S MINE! MY ORDER!' then drive off."
r[n++]="Why are you on this site???"
r[n++]="Race your shadow in the south direction at 6:30 p.m. You will probably win..."
r[n++]="Stare at your toes until your eyes hurt."
r[n++]="Try to lick your chest. (You're crazy, you know that?)"
r[n++]="Smell your tongue. (You may be surprised.)"
r[n++]="Create a protection system for a peanut and throw it off the top of your stairs."
r[n++]="Feel your computer. Is it hot?"
r[n++]="Randomly poke someone."
r[n++]="Grind dirt into your friend's couch...ya jerk."
r[n++]="EAT FATTY! EAT!"
r[n++]="Count all the hairs on your head."
r[n++]="Say 'what's up' to a duck."
r[n++]="Roll around on the street."
r[n++]="Try to pick your nose with your big toe."
r[n++]="Go explore an abandoned building."
r[n++]="Call your worst enemy and say 'I love you!'"
r[n++]="Eat your weight in salad."
r[n++]="Eat 100 pounds worth of grilled cheese sandwiches."
r[n++]="Cuddle with a cactus."
r[n++]="Call 911 and ask for directions to the nearest airport."
r[n++]="Eat earwax..."
r[n++]="Shave your best friend's back, if you're really that bored."
r[n++]="Swing into a tree!"
r[n++]="Wax the ceiling."
r[n++]="Buy a female black and white kitten and name it Mr. Bob."
r[n++]="Get up at 2 in the morning and go for a walk."
r[n++]="Buy a gorilla and feed it to a guinea pig, then sell the guinea pig for $2.50, no more, no less. Then, discover a continent on the sun and cover it with whipped cream. Then go and steal back your guinea pig and buy a hamburger with the free $2.50! YEAH!!!"
r[n++]="Yell out 'Go go Power Rangers!'"
r[n++]="Try touching your wrist with your little finger on the same hand."
r[n++]="Eat a hot dog with jam."
r[n++]="Sniff a pickle..."
r[n++]="Go scratch a fish stick...and wonder who came up with doing that."
r[n++]="Go to Walmart and hide in a clothes rack and say repeatedly 'Pick me! Pick me!'"
r[n++]="Catch a fish and set it free! Yay!"
r[n++]="Turn off the sound on your T.V. and make your own dialouge."
r[n++]="Buy a lock and throw away the combination, just to see if you can open it."
r[n++]="Go up to someone and ask for a hug."
r[n++]="Go to Walmart and say loudly 'Stop telling me to burn things!'"
r[n++]="Stand somewhere where there is a lot of people and look up. When they ask you what you're looking at, don't say anything. Just point up. Then after you get a lot of people looking, walk away and say loudly, 'What are those stupid people looking at?'"
r[n++]="Read a book about 'How to Save a Chicken from the Purple People Eater'. You obviously have nothing better to do."
r[n++]="Park your car by a street, put sunglasses on, and point a hair dryer...see if anyone slows down."
r[n++]="Whenever someone asks you how old you are say 'Stop invading my personal life!'"
r[n++]="Go up to a random person and scream 'OH YEAH!'"
r[n++]="Put a chicken patty in the microwave for 15 minutes and see what happens."
r[n++]="Annoy a cat...before it annoys you!"
r[n++]="Try to kiss your ear."
r[n++]="Look up pictures of pictures of pink elephants. Do it!"
r[n++]="Dye your hair half purple."
r[n++]="Fight a war against the tadpole that just flew through your bedroom window."
r[n++]="Glue your hand to the computer screen with Super Glue...then try to pry it off."
r[n++]="Try to kick the ceiling."
r[n++]="Roll around in your yard and if anyone asks, say you're imitating a dog."
r[n++]="Draw a stick figure with a 90 foot long neck on your friends' driveways with chalk. Start the head in their driveway and finish the body in their neighbor's driveway."
r[n++]="Build a potato cannon. Then shoot flour out of it to make your own clouds."
r[n++]="Download the biggest file you can find using dial-up."
r[n++]="Cover someone completely in aluminum foil, but make sure you leave a hole to breathe."
r[n++]="Kiss the ceiling fan."
r[n++]="Go to a fancy restaurant wearing a bikini."
r[n++]="Wrap a duck in toilet paper and pretend he's a mummy."
r[n++]="Fry an egg on the sidewalk."
r[n++]="Have a tea party with no one."
r[n++]="Play dress up...do it!"
r[n++]="Play duck, duck, goose, it doesn't matter how freakishly old you are!"
r[n++]="Peel grapes then eat them."
r[n++]="Say one word over and over and it won't sound real."
r[n++]="Learn how to spell 'stretchy'. Is this the right way? You decide!"
r[n++]="Go extreme dirt mound climbing. Extreme!"
r[n++]="Pretend you are a moose."
r[n++]="Pretend you like the nerdiest kid in school and tell all of your friends!"
r[n++]="Dress up like a monkey and give your new neighbors cookies."
r[n++]="Get in a costume and go trick or treating...when it's not Halloween!"
r[n++]="Mail birthday invitations to random people at school saying it's a surprise for Mickey Mouse."
r[n++]="Take a picture of yourself and then put it in all your neighbors' mailboxes."
r[n++]="Watch a stupid show and then create a remake of it."
r[n++]="Pretend you're having a nightmare while eating a banana."
r[n++]="Go fishing for people. (Put a dollar on a fishing hook and reel it away when someone goes after it."
r[n++]="Write a love song and sing it to your least favorite teacher."
r[n++]="Turn all the lights off and try to find your friend's left elbow."
r[n++]="Buy a banana, then punch it until its squishy and brown and try to return it saying its not yellow enough."
r[n++]="Train your neighbor's dog to become the next Air Bud."
r[n++]="Put a bag on your head, then cut out eat holes, but no eye holes."
r[n++]="MAKE A FLAMETHROWER!!!"
r[n++]="Eat something that makes you hyper then act extremely crazy."
r[n++]="Walk a mile on hot pavement...then jump up and down...does it hurt? Stupid..."
r[n++]="Chew on bark...it's apparently good for you..."
r[n++]="Try to stick your toes in your ear."
r[n++]="Eat a banana, muffin, and piece of cheese all in one bite."
r[n++]="Put a broken stick in your mouth and see if it cuts you."
r[n++]="Jump over a couch and see if you survive. Then try jumping over a cow."
r[n++]="Sneeze as many times as you can in one minute."
r[n++]="Take a shower with your clothes on."
r[n++]="Play golf in a pool."
r[n++]="Put a popsicle in the microwave and see what happens."
r[n++]="Shave one half of your head and face."
r[n++]="Try to cut a pole in half with your hand."
r[n++]="Did you hear that? Of course not this is text."
r[n++]="Run around in a circle until you pass out."
r[n++]="Burn a candle at both ends, somehow..."
r[n++]="Punch yourself in the face for an hour. (It might hurt a little.)"
r[n++]="Eat a puffin. Yes, a puffin."
r[n++]="Open a window and spray water at the screen."
r[n++]="Call Dominoes and ask for the number to Pizza Hut."
r[n++]="Try to lick your elbow. It's impossible!!!"
r[n++]="Go out and buy some bird."
r[n++]="WIN THE LOTTERY!!!"
r[n++]="Send a Valentine's Day card to Santa."
r[n++]="Run around your neighbor yelling 'The British are coming!'"
r[n++]="Blame random things on global warming."
r[n++]="Follow someone around and say random things like 'pudding'."
r[n++]="Rub your tummy."
r[n++]="Pet a fish with a spoon."
r[n++]="Pick flowers for your dog. It will probably eat them or something."
r[n++]="Wear a life jacket on a ferry boat."
r[n++]="Yell out 'moo' every time anyone says your name."
r[n++]="When you're driving down the road with a friend, just start blowing the horn and wave at people you see walking or riding by you like you know who they are, but you don't! It's crazy!"
r[n++]="Make a statue out of chewed gum."
r[n++]="Duct tape yourself to a wall and see how long it takes you to fall off."
r[n++]="Go to your best friend's house and blast rap music in their face until they wake up."
r[n++]="Look up every single word in the dictionary with the letter A in it."
r[n++]="Go around to all the houses in your neighborhood and pick a blade of grass from each one."
r[n++]="Get a batch of strawberries and go up to a store clerk and suggest that they get better bananas."
r[n++]="Go out on your lawn and do your own version of a rain dance."
r[n++]="Go find an umbrella in a store and use it while you shop, randomly commenting about how nice the weather is today."
r[n++]="Stand in an elevator, and make explosion noices whenever someone presses a button."
r[n++]="Buy a unicorn necklace, whatever that is."
r[n++]="Go to the nearest forest and search for unicorns."
r[n++]="Make a potion to turn people into egg yolks."
r[n++]="Buy a bag of Skittles and throw them at random people shouting 'Taste the rainbow!'"
r[n++]="Think of something stupid and DO IT!"
r[n++]="Go up to random people at a grocery store and pick out one thing in their basket and tell them how many calories it has."
r[n++]="Throw a soccer ball at someone's head and see what happens."
r[n++]="Get a cell phone, and break it."
r[n++]="YOU HAVE FOUND PART 2 FOR THE URL OF THE HIDDEN PAGE! IT IS 'thispage' SO DON'T FORGET THAT!"
r[n++]="YOU HAVE FOUND PART 3 FOR THE URL OF THE HIDDEN PAGE! IT IS 'isvery' SO KEEP TRACK OF THAT!"
r[n++]="YOU HAVE FOUND PART 4 FOR THE URL OF THE HIDDEN PAGE! IT IS 'hidden.htm' SO YOU BETTER REMEMBER IT!"
r[n++]="Kiss a frog and see what happens, that's right, you'll get sick."
r[n++]="Go trick or treating in the middle of January and throw pumpkins at everyone who refuses to give you candy."
r[n++]="Walk into a McDonald's with a portable DVD player and watch 'Supersize Me' so that everyone can see and hear it."
r[n++]="Hug a fish."
r[n++]="Find a website with optical illusions."
r[n++]="Eat dinner for breakfast, breakfast for lunch, and lunch for dinner."
r[n++]="Kiss a dog, even if it's not yours."
r[n++]="Sing a rap song in the middle of a crowd."
r[n++]="Get a boombox and go to a place filled with people and play your least favorite song on high volume, then start singing to it horribly."
r[n++]="Hold a newspaper out to someone and ask 'Thirsty?' because confusion is funny."
r[n++]="Eat a Barbie's head."
r[n++]="Look at the sky. Wait why are you outside?"
r[n++]="Attach a note to a helium balloon and release it. Then chase after it as far as you can."
r[n++]="Run out of a zoo yelling 'Run for your lives! They're loose!'"
r[n++]="Interview a tree in a public place."
r[n++]="Draw a picture with as many different crayons as possible."
r[n++]="Look up how many stop lights there are in the U.S."
r[n++]="Read a book upside down."
r[n++]="Try to balance random things on your nose. It's easier than you think!"
r[n++]="Wear your underwear on top of your clothes and run down your street putting peanut butter and jelly on your neighbors' door handles! You...are...Peanut Butter Jelly Man!"
r[n++]="Read this."
r[n++]="Put some peanut butter on your sister's middle toe and lick it off. You may get hit in the face but it's so worth it."
r[n++]="Go up to a stanger and tell them that you love them."
r[n++]="Go outside and yell 'I LIKE MUFFINS!'"
r[n++]="Go outside pretend to have a heart attack, then calmly go back into your house."
r[n++]="Run around screaming 'The end is coming!'"
r[n++]="Close your eyes and push on them, and a cool color show will come!"
r[n++]="Visit this site in your computer class when your supposed to be doing your work...if you want to take the risk."
r[n++]="Throw water balloons at random people while you are driving along."
r[n++]="Put a Peep in the microwave and watch it explode."
r[n++]="Count the days on a calendar to an important event...like your birthday. Did someone say presents?"
r[n++]="Call somebody at night, say something scary about creepy people outside looking in windows, then go to their house and ring their doorbell (or knock)."
r[n++]="Stalk your stalker."
r[n++]="Make cookies, then eat them all yourself and feed any leftovers to the neighbor's dog."
r[n++]="Look down a sewer to see if there's an alligator."
r[n++]="Collect golf balls from a golf course without asking, then proceed to hit them at everything!"
r[n++]="Glue a penny to the ground near a park bench, then put your foot on it until it dries. After that, sit back and relax and have a good laugh at other peoples' expense."
r[n++]="When your neighbors are home, go over to their house and say 'So, how's the monkey business coming?'"
r[n++]="Run into a lowered volleyball net and see if it slings you back."
r[n++]="Hold your breath and count to one thousand."
r[n++]="Jump off of a roof and land without causing injury."
r[n++]="Make friends with a potato and call it Wilson."
r[n++]="Jump around on one leg and at the same time sing your country's national song backwards 10 times fast."
r[n++]="Blow up 100 balloons and pop them. Then think how mad your parents will be."
r[n++]="Make an elaborate hat out of tin foil then go to a public place and scream 'The aliens are coming! The aliens are coming!' in a very high-pitched voice."
r[n++]="Go to McDonald's and ask for a Whopper."
r[n++]="Go on YouTube and watch the first 20 episodes of a random anime show, then never speak of it again."
r[n++]="Consider getting a job, but change your mind and don't leave your computer."
r[n++]="GET A FACEBOOK!!! If you already have one, then make a second one."
r[n++]="Go fishing for a seal."
r[n++]="Glue yourself to the ceiling and when someone comes, spit on them."
r[n++]="Put peanut butter on your dog/cat's nose and watch them lick it off."
r[n++]="Do the Hokey Pokey with a broom."
r[n++]="Tango with a broom."
r[n++]="Put a lemon in your mouth for as long as you can."
r[n++]="Try to communicate with a random squirrel."
r[n++]="Call someone and ask for their phone number."
r[n++]="Eat pickles.  Lots and lots of pickles..."
r[n++]="Wear a sombrero everywhere you go."
r[n++]="Go up to a random person at the store and give them a signed picture of you, telling them that you will remember them when you are famous one day."
r[n++]="Spend the night in a box."
r[n++]="Drive around slapping people with a wet fish."
r[n++]="In the middle of class, walk up and give your teacher a hug. Then sit down without saying anything."
r[n++]="Write a theme song for yourself and each of your friends."
r[n++]="Create a Time Capsule to be opened 100 years from now. Put in random things such as a sock, your math homework (unfinished and not turned in), etc."
r[n++]="Draw smiley faces on oranges."
r[n++]="Stick Sweet Tarts to your forehead."
r[n++]="Stare at the sun through a telescope. (But not really.)"
r[n++]="When you see your friend at school, run towards them yelling their name!!! It's funny when people care."
r[n++]="Take a drink of soda upside down."
r[n++]="Go up to someone and say 'I love your eyes!' and run away...it'll catch them off guard."
r[n++]="Poke someone with a needle and say 'You'll get the vaccine in 24 hours!' then laugh and run away."
r[n++]="Make up an evil revenge plan for someone you really dislike, and take your time and make it really good, it's quite fun."
r[n++]="Pretend you're a goldfish when it's raining out and chase raindrops like a goldfish would."
r[n++]="Cover your dog/cat/cow in masking tape and watch it walk around."
r[n++]="Ask someone to send you a video of their feet."
r[n++]="Go through the McDonalds drive thru, order everything, wait until it's done, then change your mind and drive off."
r[n++]="Tape yourself falling down the stairs and share it on YouTube."
r[n++]="Buy dead fish to put in a fish tank. Talk to them often. (Sardines work best.)"
r[n++]="Wear a dark cloak and a hard hat while hanging out with friends and carry duct tape with you at all times."
r[n++]="Build a castle out of pretzels and defend it with your life!"
r[n++]="Lick 100 envelope seals and close them."
r[n++]="Yell 'BARNEY RULES!' as loud as you can in your neighbor's face."
r[n++]="Eat gunpowder and gasoline, then light your foot on fire and time how long it takes you to explode. (Remember the disclaimer first though.)"
r[n++]="Wiggle your toes until you can't."
r[n++]="Trip a fat guy in public. Then yell, 'FATTY GO BOOM!' (But honestly that's just mean.)"
r[n++]="Jump up and down on your bed and repeat until the springs break."
r[n++]="Sing along with the random things on this site."
r[n++]="Imagine what your room would look like with pink frilly curtains."
r[n++]="Put some grapes in the microwave for one minute."
r[n++]="Get an airsoft gun and shoot it at the Target store sign. (But isn't that vandalism?)"
r[n++]="Dress up as a smurf in Easter and run around singing Christmas songs."
r[n++]="Just don't do anything."
r[n++]="Try to fit a whole apple in your mouth."
r[n++]="Come up with hypothetical situations for all your friends."
r[n++]="Write a letter to someone of importance, but use a thesaurus to translate every word so it will make no sense."
r[n++]="Invite your neighbours round to your house for dinner and lead them to believe that you're a novice chef and want to try your hand at frog's legs or snails!"
r[n++]="Mummify your hamster!"
r[n++]="Write really long, pointless messages to your friends which contain nothing important, but which you know they will read just in case there's something important at the end."
r[n++]="Buy a Lego, cut it in half, then retern it and say it is not official."
r[n++]="Go to someone's house and when they answer the door, don't say anything and just stare at them."
r[n++]="CONGRATULATIONS! You just wasted at least 3 seconds of your life reading this sentence!"
r[n++]="Go to page 382! Do it! Now!"
r[n++]="Read this sentence 5 times."
r[n++]="Click back 3 times...now click forward 1 time...and continue from there."
r[n++]="Shine a laser in the dark and then spray axe in front of it."
r[n++]="Go jump off a bridge and see if your friends do it with you."
r[n++]="Make becoming a professional horseshoe player your main goal in life."
r[n++]="Pretend you're a beaver...for some reason..."
r[n++]="Try to break a brick with your head."
r[n++]="Eat cardboard for dinner."
r[n++]="Randomly go up to someone you don't know and duct tape them to a tree."
r[n++]="Paint a room as many colors as possible."
r[n++]="Vacuum your yard."
r[n++]="Give a bald person a haircut."
r[n++]="Fly to China and then leave the next morning."
r[n++]="Mix as many condiments as possible."
r[n++]="Watch a squirrel eat a piece of paper, if you ever get the chance to."
r[n++]="Send a virus to all of your friends! Yay!"
r[n++]="Go buy the most expensive iPod and throw it at a car."
r[n++]="Open a McDonalds on your front lawn."
r[n++]="Eat a bowl of ice cream with a knife and fork. If anyone asks, say that's how they do it in France!"
r[n++]="Sometime in early spring, act really sad and walk up to a friend.  When he/she asks why you are crying, say that your best friend Bob just died. When he/she offers you comfort, kindly mention that he was a snowball."
r[n++]="Quickly slip a piece of tape under someone's chair, and check to see if it is still there later."
r[n++]="Spray paint some corn."
r[n++]="Be quiet for once!"
r[n++]="Start learning the bassoon."
r[n++]="Go to McDonalds, order a burger, then say, 'You guys should really think outside the bun!'"
r[n++]="Try to pull open a door that says push."
r[n++]="Talk with an accent for a week."
r[n++]="Call Target and ask for a 2000 foot T.V. screen and a bowl of popcorn."
r[n++]="Watch a blade of grass grow for 2 hours."
r[n++]="Say the alphabet 20 times backwards."
r[n++]="Go to a fast food restaurant and order a diet water."
r[n++]="Go to a bacon factory and ask for a ham sandwich."
r[n++]="Go up to a little kid and scream!!!"
r[n++]="Speil everi werd yoo cann rong!"
r[n++]="Buy a Christmas tree in summer. It will probably be cheaper...maybe."
r[n++]="Pretend you are a ninja kitty and make up a theme song for yourself."
r[n++]="Count how many crayons you can put up each one of your nostrils."
r[n++]="Compare yourself to Michel Jackson, physically and mentally."
r[n++]="Spell Mississippi backwards WITHOUT cheating."
r[n++]="Do nothing, absolutely nothing, just sit there, bored to death."
r[n++]="When your teacher's not looking, go out the window, go around the school, come back into the classroom, and sit down like you didn't do anything."
r[n++]="Take a crazily powerful magnet and put it against the monitor...it's your own fault if your screen explodes."
r[n++]="Get braces...even though you don't need them."
r[n++]="Try to build a floating sand castle."
r[n++]="Try to be a Karate Kid."
r[n++]="See how much spam you have."
r[n++]="Go around hugging trees."
r[n++]="Go to a school and sit in the classroom, even if nobody is there. NERD!!!"
r[n++]="Lick your keyboard! Mmmmm, dusty..."
r[n++]="Pretend that you don't exist, but it might not work so well if others do not believe."
r[n++]="Bury yourself in your least favorite food, and then have someone time and video tape you to eating yourself out."
r[n++]="Invent new words like 'failurism'."
r[n++]="Try to get only one result for a search, and all the words have to be real."
r[n++]="Step off the pavement really slowly and pretend it's a massive drop."
r[n++]="Get some frozen thing out of your freezer and keep your tounge on it for 5 seconds."
r[n++]="Eat your friend's little sister's uncle's nephew's aunt's niece's brother's sister's friends head off! Oh wait a minute, your friend's little sister's uncle's nephew's aunt's niece doesn't have a brother..."
r[n++]="Count how many hairs are on your body. This might take a while..."
r[n++]="Go climb Mt. Everest! Do it now!"
r[n++]="Click your pen. Now unclick it. Now click your pen. Now unclick it!"
r[n++]="Drink Mountain Dew really fast, then run around screaming."
r[n++]="Catch a pigeon (patience is necessary)."
r[n++]="Buy 57 bags of Skittles and seperate all the colors into groups...now which group has the most?"
r[n++]="Go to a fish store and start knocking each fish tank really hard. See what happens..."
r[n++]="Paint your nails with a Sharpie and whiteout."
r[n++]="Spray paint your shoes neon orange."
r[n++]="Read a book backwards."
r[n++]="Make a really big picture using different color sticky notes."
r[n++]="Use your toes to type instead of your fingers."
r[n++]="Try to talk on your cell phone underwater."
r[n++]="Get 3 pigs and write 1, 2, and 3 on them. Let them loose at a school. Then they will have to close the school to find the 3rd pig."
r[n++]="Go sky diving out of a plane while listening to your favorite song."
r[n++]="Get a bunch of rubber balls, then throw them off a tall building."
r[n++]="Jump off a cliff and see what's down there (if you can manage to get back up, tell everyone what you saw)."
r[n++]="Try to bite your nose, and if you succeed, take a picture."
r[n++]="Pay some guy to give you a dollar."
r[n++]="Stand on the roof and throw pennies at your neighbors dog. (You're a real jerk, you know that?)"
r[n++]="Put 100 grapes in your mouth. Then spit them all out at random people."
r[n++]="Shut up and drive!!!"
r[n++]="Go to the store and put a chicken in with the fruit."
r[n++]="Come to a sad realization about how boring your life is."
r[n++]="Vacuum the walls!"
r[n++]="Make guitar sounds with your mouth."
r[n++]="Give your cat a mohawk."
r[n++]="Smile every 10 seconds."
r[n++]="Make a sign that says 'FREE HUGS' and hold it up in the city."
r[n++]="Get a can of soda and dump out the soda. Then fill it with water and drink it."
r[n++]="Act like you don't care about something, but later be talking about it all day."
r[n++]="Dump a whole bottle of hot sauce on a piece of pie...and eat it!!!"
r[n++]="Grate a huge block of cheese and when you're done, dump it all on a stranger's head and yell 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY!'"
r[n++]="Eat a lemon and make weird faces at people."
r[n++]="Go to McDonald's and send everything you get back because it's not right!"
r[n++]="Try to eat your face!!!"
r[n++]="Have a comfort competition in a furniture store."
r[n++]="Learn Jingle Bells on guitar!"
r[n++]="Spray Axe or perfume on all of your homework and turn it in to your hot teacher...wait...what?"
r[n++]="Take pictures of yourself making funny faces and laugh at them! Freak..."
r[n++]="Try to make dinner by cutting everything with the blunt edge of a knife."
r[n++]="Pop bubble wrap with a needle."
r[n++]="Make a random story about random things on this site."
r[n++]="Cut out a bunch of pictures of yourself and stick them all over your sibling's room."
r[n++]="Try running backwards on a treadmill."
r[n++]="Tear out every single tissue out of a box of tissues."
r[n++]="Go listen to a CD backwards and see if it says anything to you."
r[n++]="Dress up as a frog and ask people at a park where the pond is."
r[n++]="Smash a glass and count all the pieces."
r[n++]="Watch every single DVD you own in fast forward."
r[n++]="Laugh at the the unfortunate. You're a terrible person if you actually do that you know..."
r[n++]="Throw CD's at people."
r[n++]="Try and find a word in the English dictionary without an A, E, I, O, U, or Y in it!"
r[n++]="Wear a tank top to Greenland."
r[n++]="See how long you can go without clicking the 'CLICK HERE TO SEE ANOTHER RANDOM THING TO DO' button."
r[n++]="Wait for someone to walk into an elevator with you. Then press all the buttons, stopping at each one going 'Is this the floor you're going to?'"
r[n++]="Lay your right hand on your left shoulder, then try to bite your left ear. Have someone take a picture of you doing it."
r[n++]="Pick up a pack of Skittles, look at the ingredients, then try to make your own."
r[n++]="Draw dogs playing four square."
r[n++]="Check for leaks in your roof."
r[n++]="Open all the windows, and then close them all."
r[n++]="Wink at everyone you see for an entire day."
r[n++]="Shout bananas and jump in yellow paint."
r[n++]="Get a shopping cart and get cart jacked."
r[n++]="Estimate how long you will sit here refreshing the page, and when you're done see if you were right!"
r[n++]="Try to make the longest abbreviation from words such as lol and rofl."
r[n++]="Stare at the clock for 5 hours."
r[n++]="Jump up and down and see how long it takes before you can jump high enough to hit your head on the ceiling."
r[n++]="Turn the lights on and off whilst balancing a chocolate milkshake on your left ear."
r[n++]="Count how many walls are in your house and divide it by the number of doors."
r[n++]="Text random people and pretend you are a fisherman."
r[n++]="Eat a bowl of chips, then count how many crumbs are left. Then see how many of them you can pick up and successfully eat with your right middle finger."
r[n++]="Be loud for twice. Yes, twice."
r[n++]="Buy a new T.V. and then sell it for half the price on eBay."
r[n++]="Visit random Japanese websites."
r[n++]="Count how many constanants are in this sentence."
r[n++]="Make up a song and sing it at the nearest McDonalds."
r[n++]="Buy a laptop then smash it on the side of the road and when people ask what you're doing tell them you saw a cockroach!"
r[n++]="Find out how many seconds old you are...oops too late it changed!"
r[n++]="See how long you can keep your fingers crossed."
r[n++]="Try and memorize pi to 1000 decimal places."
r[n++]="Finish every sentence you say with 'dot com'."
r[n++]="Smash everything in the house and blame it on the dog."
r[n++]="Verse your computer at chess, if it wins then verse it at kickboxing."
r[n++]="Stand in an elevator and say 'I have new socks on' with a huge cheesy grin."
r[n++]="Get 5 subwoofers and use them as surround sound."
r[n++]="Turn your computer off then time it to see how long it takes to turn back on. "
r[n++]="Remember, for a fair test it has to be more than one attempt."
r[n++]="Get a ping pong ball and cover it in tape, and see how big you can get it."
r[n++]="Drive the wrong way up a one-way road and complain that everyone else can't follow the law."
r[n++]="Tell your friends that you are going to stay on this website until they can think of a better idea."
r[n++]="Steal batteries out of hotel remotes."
r[n++]="Put energy saving light bulbs in your house, and then feed the old ones to your pets."
r[n++]="Stalk the next person to walk past your house. If the police come, stalk them instead."
r[n++]="Count backwards from 1,000,000 4 times."
r[n++]="Put a microwave inside a microwave."
r[n++]="Put salt on everything for an entire day. You'll probably be angry the next day with a high blood pressure."
r[n++]="See how many pet rocks are available on eBay."
r[n++]="Drop your Game Boy into a pool. You'll have every item in the game now...or not...but hey why not risk it?"
r[n++]="Break your iPod. Ha! Now you can't listen to music."
r[n++]="Buy a video camera and follow some random person. Then put it on YouTube for all to see."
r[n++]="Go to McDonalds and order a quarter pounder. Ask for no cheese, meat, buns, or condiments, and ask to add ice cream."
r[n++]="Take a hammer and hit your dog's head. If you hear an echo, tell them they're dumb. Animal abuse!"
r[n++]="Act like a tiger in the grocery store."
r[n++]="Go to the mall and ask the girl at the counter in the jewerly store if she will marry you."
r[n++]="Say supercalafraglisticexpealidous backwards! (dousousaliexpisticfragacalaroupus)"
r[n++]="Try to fit your whole body in a pillow case."
r[n++]="If someone calls you that you don't know say to them 'Welcome to Domino's Pizza'"
r[n++]="Draw faces on your toenails."
r[n++]="Cross your eyes for two minutes and see if they stick together."
r[n++]="Plug your nose. Do it."
r[n++]="Randomly fall asleep in public."
r[n++]="Try to eat a fly."
r[n++]="Cut your hair and say you took emo to the next level."
r[n++]="Lick the sticky side of tape."
r[n++]="Rub your tummy, pat your head, and stomp your foot simotaneously...it's hard isn't it?"
r[n++]="Put two pencils in your nose and act like a walrus!"
r[n++]="Go play with your pet cat while it is still eating...it will make weird noises, and then it will claw you."
r[n++]="Buy a life at the dollar store. They're on sale."
r[n++]="Put a bucket on your head, go to your neighbors house, and yell 'HAPPY HALLOWEEN!'"
r[n++]="Refresh until you see this sentence again!"
r[n++]="Walk to a mirror and point and laugh!"
r[n++]="Balance lots of eggs on top of each other."
r[n++]="Promise yourself to do the next thing!"
r[n++]="Find the cure for death."
r[n++]="Put sunglasses on your dog and see how long they stay there."
r[n++]="Wrap yourself with toilet paper and then go swimming in a public pool."
r[n++]="Go to an all you can eat buffet and throw food all over the ground."
r[n++]="Try to convince NASA they should send pickles to space."
r[n++]="Cut a computer in half with a chainsaw."
r[n++]="Sorry. There was an error processing the text on this page. Please bash your head repeatedly on your keyboard to correct the problem. Thank you!"
r[n++]="Peel a potato and carve a face in to it...like Richard Nixon!"
r[n++]="If you're having a bad day, walk up to a mirror and insult yourself. It will make you feel much better! Or worse..."
r[n++]="Go in an elevator and drop your pen or pencil, and when someone starts to bend down to pick it up scream &quot;HEY THATS MINE!&quot; and pick it up."
r[n++]="SMELL THE #5 KEY ON YOUR KEYBOARD!!!"
r[n++]="Sing along to a musical. Don't miss a word. If you do, start the musical over."
r[n++]="Get your iPod, listen to your favorite song, scream 'I HATE THIS SONG!' and throw your iPod on the ground."
r[n++]="Try to jump over your head."
r[n++]="Compare your friends to fruits."
r[n++]="AHHH! The ground is lava!!!"
r[n++]="Go shave a monkey's back."
r[n++]="Lay on the ground, pretending to be a log."
r[n++]="Smell and feel your left foot for a hour...suggestively."
r[n++]="Alphabetize all the food in your house."
r[n++]="Count to 23 every 23 seconds of every 23 days of every 23 weeks of every 23 months of every 23 years of every 23...wait what?"
r[n++]="Put peanut butter on your dog's back for cheap entertainmeant."
r[n++]="Tell someone you don't know what procrastionation means and you're going to look it up tomorrow."
r[n++]="pRESS cAPS lOCK. yOU kNOW yOU wANT tO."
r[n++]="EAT CRAYONS IN YOUR SLEEP!"
r[n++]="Stand in the median on the highway and act like a mime."
r[n++]="Go to a business meeting and laugh obnoxiosly."
r[n++]="Dance with a barbie doll...freak."
r[n++]="Sharpen a pencil until you get to the metal part...then keep going."
r[n++]="Eat out of your cat's litter box and convince everyone it gives you cat powers."
r[n++]="Wipe the smile off your face. JERK!!!"
r[n++]="Bite a random person. Hehe..."
r[n++]="Hide in the park and throw acorns at old people then convince them it was the trees."
r[n++]="Bake lemon squares."
r[n++]="Take everything literaly no matter how insane it may be."
r[n++]="Eat a been burrito while riding a tricycle."
r[n++]="Throw a boot at a squirrel."
r[n++]="Find a deep meaning to a children's show and cry while revealing it in a heart filled speech."
r[n++]="Ride your dog around the house and insist it is your noble steed."
r[n++]="Call someone. When they pick up, just breathe deeply."
r[n++]="Count all your fingers. When you're done, count all your toes. When you're done, count everything in your house. When your done, count everything in the city. When you're done, you'll wonder why you listened to this."
r[n++]="Learn to climb a tree upside down."
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